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Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:24 am
In the Beginning was the Plan, and then came the Assumptions, and the Assumptions were without form, and the Plan was without substance.
Darkness was upon the faces of the men and women.
and the men and women went unto their Leading Hands and said,
this is a crock of s*&t and it stinks,
and the Leading Hands went unto their Petty Officers saying,
it is a pail of dung and we can't live with the smell,
and the Petty Officers went unto the their Chief Petty Officers saying,
it is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it,
and the Chief Petty Officers went unto the Warrant Officer saying,
it is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength,
and he then went to the Divisional Officer saying,
it contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong,
and the Divisional Officer went to the First Lieutenant saying,
it promotes growth and it is very powerful,
and the First Lieutenant went unto the Captain and said,
this new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the Men and Women with very powerful effects,
and the Captain looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good, and the Plan became Policy,
and that, my friends, is how s*&t happens. ..
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Darkness was upon the faces of the men and women.
and the men and women went unto their Leading Hands and said,
this is a crock of s*&t and it stinks,
and the Leading Hands went unto their Petty Officers saying,
it is a pail of dung and we can't live with the smell,
and the Petty Officers went unto the their Chief Petty Officers saying,
it is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it,
and the Chief Petty Officers went unto the Warrant Officer saying,
it is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength,
and he then went to the Divisional Officer saying,
it contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong,
and the Divisional Officer went to the First Lieutenant saying,
it promotes growth and it is very powerful,
and the First Lieutenant went unto the Captain and said,
this new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the Men and Women with very powerful effects,
and the Captain looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good, and the Plan became Policy,
and that, my friends, is how s*&t happens. ..
_________________
La Dolce Vita (The Sweet Life)
Sailfish 2660
USN Submarine Veteran
Knight of Neptune
USS Corporal SS346
Death From Below
There are only 2 types of ships.
Submarines and Targets
Coastal Carolina Submarine Veterans
Cape Fear Anglers
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